Friday, February 1, 2008

Part of the Problem - Fred Miller

Let's start this off with a discussion about our seemingly deaf friend, Fred Miller.  In 2007 Fred develop a keen ability to false start in all game situations, in most stadiums he played in, against whatever type of pass rush formation that was shown to him.  This accomplishment should not go without proper acknowledgment.  

Fred Miller - Congratulations!

Fred Miller, the man whose face collided with a metal weight propelled by Offensive Lineman So Good We Cannot Question Anything He Does (OLSGWCQAHD) Olin Kreutz is definitely part of the problem for the Chicago Bears.  He was a large contributor to the least athletic offensive line in the league and routinely performed acts of general kindness by getting out of the way of defensive ends on their way to the QB-of-the-week.  Fred Miller is a liability, not an asset.  He cannot be trusted in any one-on-one blocking situation.  

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